Chapsizing Canon Hoodie

Some people fire blanks.
We fire Chapsizing rounds!

Built for squad members who know that sometimes justice isn’t served quietly… it’s launched out of a damn cannon.

Featuring a bold front graphic of the legendary canon mid-blast, this hoodie captures the chaos, comedy, and pure Trilogy energy that hits scammers and predators right where it hurts. Soft, warm, and ready for whatever nonsense the world throws at you — because sometimes you’ve gotta stay cozy while calling out human trash.

Why you need this:
• Premium soft fleece interior (perfect for long stakeouts… or couch marathons)
• Classic unisex fit for all Squad members
• Durable print that won’t flinch under pressure
• Conversation starter. Warning: may cause spontaneous Trilogy quotes in public.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
And remember — when words fail… there’s always the canon.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!